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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe the fired me at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in."

"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."

"My favorite response to someone asking how something works... ""Magic"" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy"

"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."

"Do you know who REALLY gets irony? Skydiving schools. Cuz you gotta drop out to graduate! *releases mic to float down on tiny parachute*"

"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan."

"My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club I was confused, I'd never met herbivore"

"I have an EpiPen A man lying on the roadside gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."