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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."

"Went on blind date, woke up in bathtub with kidney gone. 6 out of 10, would date again."

"What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb."

"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."

"What does a polite pirate say? Chivalry-Timbers!"

"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"

"Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes The FCC had some serious problems with ""Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."""

"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"

"knock knock, whos there? your ex wife ................."

"What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight? The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive"