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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."
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"Pay me a complement. Wife: I look like a fat, ugly, wrinkly, pig, be a dear and pay me a complement Husband: Your eyesight's damn near perfect. Edit:Format"
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