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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."

"NOT EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING, MOM. SOME OF US WERE TRYING TO BREAK IT UP."

"What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend? No new messages."

"<<BREAKING NEWS>> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name."

"Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable."

"How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Knock on the hatch."

"People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating."

"What does a hippy say when you ask him to leave? Namaste"

"What's that, turkey? GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well? GOBBLE GOBBLE [breaks turkey's neck] no time for your riddles, in the oven you go"

"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."