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Joke of the Day

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club I was confused, I'd never met herbivore"

"Hi, I'm Tim Cook and I will teach you how to count in decimals * 10.1 * 10.2 * 10.3 * 10.4 * 10.5 * 10.6 * 10.7 * 10.8 * 10.9 * 10.10"

"Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club. We all got here early, but you just take your time."

"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"

"Women only call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."

"THIS IS THE COPS. WE KNOW YOU HAVE NWA'S ""FU*CK THE POLICE"" ON REPEAT IN THERE. COME OUT & SAY SORRY TO OFFICER DAVIS. YOU MADE HIM CRY DUDE"

"Friday, is that you???????"

"I tried smuggling child porn across the border once.... and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those fucking kids!"

"I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all... They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion."

"You know what they say, once you go black... ...you're a single mom"