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Joke of the Day

"Do you know who REALLY gets irony? Skydiving schools. Cuz you gotta drop out to graduate! *releases mic to float down on tiny parachute*"

"My father's Texas joke A Texan gets pulled over for speeding. The officer says, ""You got an ID?"" The Texan says, ""... about what?"""

"If my girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, we'd have to break up because I wouldn't be cool enough to date her anymore."

"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"

"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"

"I set my GPS voice to Mom, and now when I miss a turn, it says ""Your sister wouldn't have missed that."""

"You have no idea how hard it is to find a greeting card for your wife that says, ""I don't remember where I left the baby."""

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."

"The link between Eschatology and Scatology While no one really knows what will happen at the end of times, one thing is certain. It will all go to shit."

"Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed."