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Joke of the Day
"My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza."
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"What do you call a soda in love? A Crush"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles"
"A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals *Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey! *Singing it is more fun"
"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."
"HOW DO WELSH PEOPLE EAT CHEESE? CAERPHILLY"
"I was wondering where my new axe had gone... ...Then it hit me."
"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""
"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."
"Sometimes a man has needs that can't be fulfilled in the home. [goes to animal shelter and pets all the cats]"