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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was kicked off the show ""Extreme Couponing"" the producers couldn't stand watching entire grocery chains file bankruptcy because of Chuck Norris."

"The new stars wars episode has been named Episode seven: return of the lens flair"

"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? Fo Drizzle."

"if you're having a bad day, remember, there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on themselves."

"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"

"What's the difference between me and a dentist? The dentist pulls it out when it hurts."

"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."

"Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor"

"What do you call God in StarWars? A Skywalker"

"What do you call a condom full of money? Johnny Cash."