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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her two test tickles."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9 xD"

"I thought Ali was just shaken up a bit... But I guess he's down for the count."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I've no idea how they got in there!"

"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."

"Man says to wife ""what would you do if I won the lottery"" Wife ""take half and leave your ass"" Husband ""good, I won 12 bucks here is 6, now get the hell out."

"2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave. ""What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"""

"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"

"What's the difference between a skilled magician and a women's choir? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."

"I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head."