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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black pilot? You call him a pilot! you racist!"

"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."

"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."

"What's long hard and has semen in it? A submarine!"

"Whats long black and stinky? the unemployment line."

"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"I have got my own private jet, my wife owns rest of the hottub though."

"What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say? Torah! Torah! Torah!"

"The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken."