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Joke of the Day
"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."
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"Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."
"What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf? A gras shopper."
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable, at dinner? Lettuce Pray"
"What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A Dairy Heir."
"tomorrow is erection day for all the Asian-Americans."
"You know when it's a viral video when... The video is taken vertically."
"If the Avada Kedavra curse was invented by a Muslim wizard or by a Jewish wizard It would be called the ""Islama Kedavra"" curse or the ""Avada Judahvra"" respectively."
"Dating is basically lying to women about how you like to travel."
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. "