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Joke of the Day
"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"
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"What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch? Kay-so-deal-a?"
"How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible."
"Full disclosure: all my tweets with less than 3 favs were made by my intern."
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten."
"Why did the grinch cross the road? HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!"
"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."
"What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages Bilingual What do you call a person who speaks 1 language American"
"Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket. It's still got 2 bars of battery on it."
"Was glancing through the Obituaries this morning and found it really creepy that all these people managed to die in alphabetical order."