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Joke of the Day

"How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible."

"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."

"If you open your iPhone camera when it's reversed, and your own face scares and shames you, it's considered cardio."

"Dad: ""So what are you going to do after you graduate?"" Me: ""well, mom said we'll probably go out somewhere to eat"""

"My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my ""prospects"" list."

"Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What do you call slapping hands with (5^.5+1)/2? A high phive! I'll see myself out now."

"My wife and I are painting our house. I never knew there were so many greys. I hear there's a book about it. There's at least 50."

"has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life"

"Why don't parrot's like black people? Because Polly wants a cracker."