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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages Bilingual What do you call a person who speaks 1 language American"

"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."

"Why don't SJWs like Reddit? It's a real cispool."

"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? ""There, they're, their."""

"How many potatoes does it take to kill am Irishman? Zero."

"How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred"

"That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof."

"Sad news from the Nestle chocolate factory. A man was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolate. Apparently every time he shouted: ""The Milky Bars are on me!"" his workmates just cheered."

"Women really can't take a rape joke lately You really have to force it against their will."

"Diamond engagement rings are so last year. Ask for her hand in marriage by presenting her with a full tank of gas."