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Joke of the Day

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten."

"Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit? Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola."

"What did the terrorist send in the mail? A CAIR package."

"I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice."

"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"

"Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people? He needed places to hide the bodies."

"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"

"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."

"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because women like their dicks 20% off"