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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."

"Has anybody ever noticed that you can get salmonella from chicken...but not chickenmonella from salmon?"

"It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it."

"Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn't contain?"

"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."

"Worst pick-up line ever. If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U."

"An Irishman... An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"is there a subreddit for paranoid people ? if so, how do I know it's real ?"

"do they have the fourth of July in the UK? Of course it comes after the third and before the fifth of July"

"[VIDEO] John Oliver Agrees With You For 22 Minutes"