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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."
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"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."
"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."
"I won't sit back and let gay people marry. But I'll let big oil melt the icecaps because I believe in a lil' something called freedom. #tcot"
"Black eye Tom: ""Hey buddy, howya do...whoa! who gave you that black eye? Sam: ""My wife"" Tom: ""I thought she was out of town for the weekend."" Sam: ""So did I."""
"I heard somewhere that... You only remember things that you read, is that true?"
"""'There is no 'I' in team!"" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*"
"Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter"
"DOCTOR: I'm afraid I've got bad news ME: *pulls an apple from pocket* DOCTOR: *sweating* GOOD NEWS, I MEANT GOOD NEWS"
"You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it ""Chumbawumba,"" right?"