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"Full disclosure: all my tweets with less than 3 favs were made by my intern."
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"Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don't you want to be a superhero? 5-year-old: I'll just be a bad guy."
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"People that proudly carry their yoga mats around town... I get it. I carry my Burrito around with that same pride."
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