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"Technically everyone who's not a doctor is premed"
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"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? The taste."
"Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard."
"What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float."
"She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza"
"Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick."
"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"
"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Well, one is a racist, megalomaniacal, rabble-rousing buffoon and the other one is Adolf Hitler."