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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Well, one is a racist, megalomaniacal, rabble-rousing buffoon and the other one is Adolf Hitler."

"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"

"I like my women like I like my Starbucks Sack off"

"Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat? Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat"

"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey!"

"I tried to catch fog the other day I mist"

"Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store? Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!"

"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""

"What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common? They both came in a little behind"

"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"