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Joke of the Day

"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"

"Me: Off to adult school recess! Boss: it's called lunch.. Me: *runs by dribbling basketball with two hands"

"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."

"Multitasking Whoever said women can multitask is talking bollocks.....I told my missus to sit down and shut the fuck up, she couldn't do either"

"My cat cares about me. LOLZ that's the joke."

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!"

"A policeman came into my house and told me to put my hands up.I told him that he wasn't a DJ and we laughed and laughed and now I'm in jail."

"Hey, did you hear about that Coldplay concert in China? It was all yellow."

"why cant women count to 70 because 69 is a mouth full"

"Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed."