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Joke of the Day

"Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick. Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister"

"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"

"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months!"

"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"

"'Don't say foreskin instead of four score don't say foreskin instead of four score you GOT this Abe' *AHEM* ""FORESKIN FUCK LEMME START OVER"""

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal"

"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."

"My grandmother died a few weeks ago. We had her cremated. We think that's what killed her."

"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"