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Joke of the Day

"Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick. Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister"

"We've replaced Steve's regular coffee with a detailed understanding of the impending heat death of the universe. Let's see if he notices."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind"

"There was a deaf mute who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap."

"[On a date] *Don't let her know you're a dog* Girl: Do you want to...maybe go for a walk after this? *starts running in circles going crazy*"

"What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes? bleotch!!"

"What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam"

"What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool? Your girlfriend."

"Pretty sure the ""FINISH HIM"" guy from Mortal Kombat is giving relationship advice to every girl I date."

"I hate when I'm trying to sleep at night But my ADHD's all like: One Sheep... Two Sheep... Cow... Chicken... Turtle... Ol' McDonald had a farm... Hey Macarena!!!"