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Joke of the Day
"Went to the zoo and the only animal there was a good looking dog... It was a pretty shih tzu"
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"What's the most confusing compliment to give a woman in her 40's? If you had a daughter, I'd fuck her."
"Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th German Panzer division"
"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"
"I never wanted to believe my husband was stealing from his job as a road worker... ...but when I got home all the signs were there."
"What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one."
"Dicksuckers Cramp Guy 1: ""You know what this face is?"" *Holds mouth open in an O* Guy 2: ""No, what?"" Guy 1: ""Dicksuckers Cramp, get it?"" Guy 2: ""Yeah"" Guy 1: ""How often?"""
"How do you pass the Isis entrance exam? I don't know about you, I bombed it."
"Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow."
"After a rough night, I woke up one morning and thought I should join Alcoholics Anonymous... I changed my mind though, because I am NOT a quitter."