202053

Joke of the Day

"What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River"

"What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !"

"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE."

"When my employer asked if I had a criminal record... ...I guess ""highest number of robberies in an hour"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"What are your thoughts on new soup technology? I say Progresso at any cost."

"How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words."

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak."

"My friends think I never listen to their opinions... like I give a sh*t what they think."

"If I ever met an exact duplicate of myself I wouldn't hang out with him. I'm too cool for that fucking nerd"