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Joke of the Day
"What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you."
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"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field."
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"I once dated someone with really smelly feet, the smell used to bring tears to my eyes... It was like someone was chopping bunions."
"22 year old me after a night of drinking: ""I hope I didn't do anything stupid."" 29 year old me: ""I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."""
"Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes? It takes 21 days to make a habit."
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