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Joke of the Day

"Did you all hear about the new terrorist group called Al-paca? The leaders name is Olama Bin Laden."

"Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve? Because he wasn't polar"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""

"Where does the CIA buy its groceries? Whole Foods"

"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."

"What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !"

"What's the best insult you can tell someone?"

"What do men and tile floors have in common? ...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."

"Some lady at Olive Garden died, so we're rummaging through her stuff. Just like a real family."

"How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white? BLE-YATCH!"