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Joke of the Day
"Where does the CIA buy its groceries? Whole Foods"
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"*eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs"
"Trump doesn't like Pence Because he loves walls."
"If it looks like a duck & shrieks like a drunken banshee it's probably a white woman getting her picture taken in the club."
"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"
"It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to pay for a more advanced model for those features."
"I am married to 4 different women And it's bigamy to admit it."
"snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something"
"At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day? ""Aisle,altar,hymn."""
"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"