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Joke of the Day

"What do men and tile floors have in common? ...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."

"What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? # # # # # In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!"

"Did you hear about Jared Fogle? He likes to eat a little *too* fresh."

"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."

"On the topic of George Michael... I guess you could say it was his ""Last Christmas"". Too soon?"

"Its so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss."

"why do indians hate snow? because it is white and on their land"

"I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."

"scientist: he's going to be identical to you in every way me: every way? [my clone trips stepping out of the machine] holy shit"

"2012 finally we know ..."