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Joke of the Day
"How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white? BLE-YATCH!"
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"Is it sad that the plans I make after work depend on how much charge I have left in my phone battery?"
"What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate"
"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."
"Did you hear about the woman who couldn't remember if she had sex with Charlie Sheen? At first she wasn't sure, but now she's positive."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"
"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."
"A termite walks into a bar... ... and says, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
"What does a pirate take for his allergies? Aye-drops"
"You know who really likes debates? De fish"