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Joke of the Day
"Why is Monica Lewinsky so poor Because she's always blowing bills"
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"If you draw a picture of a butthole on the questionnaire, there's a 95% chance you'll get out of jury duty. Would be 100%. But, Texas."
"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"Did you hear about the Polak who won a Gold medal in the Olympics? He was so proud he took it home and had it bronzed."
"What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion? Two fingers."
"A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: ""Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I really need my screwdriver!"" I wrote back: ""Meet me at the tool bar. I'll buy you a double."""
"FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: ""Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"""
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped."
"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."