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Joke of the Day
"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle."
"I'm the kind of girl people don't look twice at Even when I hit them hard with a shopping trolley one, two, thr... Yep, now he's looking"
"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."
"Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail? Because they'll just pick out all the cherries."
"Oh... Sorry... Did you mistake me for someone who cares?"
"Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once"
"How do you know your friend is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."
"Starbucks Employees at Starbucks hate me...probably because I never buy anything when I go there just to take a dump."
"*texting with girls* Her: I <3 you Me:[throws phone in disgust but picks it up and texts back angrily] you're less than 3"