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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your friend is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."
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"""Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?"" ""Can't. Scared."" ""Of the water?"" ""No. Palindromes."""
"It's a shame Laremy Tunsil fell in the draft... But he was still the highest pick!"
"A joke finally containing original content Original content."
"Police - OPEN UP OR WE ARE COMING IN Me- SOUNDS GREAT CAN YOU GRAB MY CHARGER FROM MY CAR"
"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"
"Nodoze - original Q: Why did the guy eat a bicycle with training wheels when he had to pull an allnighter? A: Because it was for tired."
"Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew."
"*looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds"" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds""*"
"I witnessed a murder today... Though it may have just been a flock of jackdaws, I'm not a biologist."