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Joke of the Day

"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."

"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."

"How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree"

"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry."

"My wife said I'm not manly I told her she hurt my feelings and I'm going to go cry in a corner."

"Today I was told that I sing like an amputee. Apparently I can't hold a note or carry a tune."

"Abortion jokes never get old."

"I'd like deadlines more if they were called happy endings."

"""Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight."