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Joke of the Day

"Why are so many lesbians vegetarian? Because they don't like to eat meat ( )"

"How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes? Bike-curious"

"There's nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn."

"FRIEND: Do you want to go [i don't hear the rest because i'm already sighing too loudly]"

"When the sun explodes you will have eight minutes before the world ends. In a related story, you might want to order dessert now."

"TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host? League of Legends. Because they know drama."

"What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place."

"More tattoo artists really just need to say ""No, I'm not doing that."""

"Son: ""Hey, Dad! Can I have $20 for a blow job?"" Dad: ""I don't know, son. Are you any good?"""

"Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it."