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Joke of the Day
"Why are so many lesbians vegetarian? Because they don't like to eat meat ( )"
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"Dark jokes aren't everyone's cup of liquefied babies"
"I thought it was a booger... But itsnot."
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something."
"What does a horny toad say? Rubbit"
"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If they were forced on you as a child you probably don't like them as an adult."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"
"Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?"
"M'lady, What is the most beautiful thing in the world? Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?"
"""Lifehack"" is now just synonymous with ""action."" ""A great lifehack for becoming a doctor is going to medical school!"""