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Joke of the Day
"Oh... Sorry... Did you mistake me for someone who cares?"
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"What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason."
"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I just had to put my foot down..."
"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."
"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association."
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."
"Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it."
"Me: One day I took my friend- Him: Wait, you have a friend? Me: Yes Him: Wow, ok, go on Me: So I took my friend to the vet for her shots and"