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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan? a Rama-dana-ding-dong"
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"A cabbage walks into a bar wearing a red leaf. The bartender takes one look at it and asks another patron how they feel about the cabbages bold new look. The patron replies, ""I think it's ridic yo."""
"Four word joke Boy scouts. Girl guides."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Tennessee."
"I wonder. Was the Terminator not always... arniemated?"
"The wall clock at work seems to be stuck on half past f*ck this sh*t o' clock."
"When I was young I used to be young and stupid. Now I'm just stupid."
"I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool."
"Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out."
"What do you get when you mix blood and piss? Bliss!"