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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."

"Why an Irish man might vote for Donald Trump Because he thinks his Capital will keep on Dublin under his presidency"

"What's today's date? 10-4 Good Buddy!"

"A weeping willow tree is just like a regular willow tree only married"

"It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car"

"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"Ebola causes nausea, headaches and is hard to get rid of. Is it a disease or a U2 album?"

"I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today."

"I've been told I look like a young Denzel Washington's white neighbor."