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Joke of the Day

"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"

"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."

"What's the highest number in the world? 420"

"Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name? Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo."

"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."

"I'm a bad person... (NSFW) Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"""So sir, have you decided whether or not you'd like to buy this mattress?"" ""I'll sleep on it"""

"i don't think women should stay in the kitchen... i mean, how are they supposed to clean the rest of the house from there?"

"I can't afford Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, so I bought the generic brand... They're MEH!"

"What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing."