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Joke of the Day

"Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history."

"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."

"Poor Will... Everyone's always firing at him. A joke my grandad would use on occasion."

"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"

"My new pickup line Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one."" - A poem by my eyebrows"

"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."

"*feels comfortable* comfortable: *slaps hand away*"

"I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building. It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode."

"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."