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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Gandhi starts a food fight? Naan violence"

"Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree."

"Being an adult is 90% worrying about money and 10% spending money you don't have on treats because you've worried a lot this week."

"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."

"A lot of people have a fear of flying. Not me. I have a fear of crashing and dying. #pussies #imbrave"

"The reason I married an Asian chick... Is so I get to eat Chinese every night."

"Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap."

"I knew I could convince my wife to get an Abortion... All she needed was a shove in the right direction... and a set of stairs."

"What do you call an Islamic comedian? A Funni Muslim"

"Sorry I hung up on you, I didn't mean to answer the call."