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Joke of the Day
"Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap."
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"I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."
"When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it."
"My fear of dogs went away after I dated my ex Cause she was a total bitch"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None......he ""fell"""
"Do cannibals just upload a bunch of pictures of their friends on Instagram?"
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."
"Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945."
"It's not a nap if you never got out of bed."
"A woman on the subway this morning said ""did you know the government is closed? Is it a holiday or something?"" So really, we deserve this."