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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Islamic comedian? A Funni Muslim"
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"What do you call a gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."
"What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning"
"Are you in a fight with another person? Well it really seems like you two are squaring off. At least to tell us the long side of the story according to the Pythagorean Theorem."
"Say what you will about old people but I respect that they never talked about their feelings"
"What doesn't belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Answer: blowjob You can beat your meat, eggs and wife but you cant beat a blowjob!"
"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."
"I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said ""That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."""
"The new federal health regulations require every citizen to take a half-hour daily walk. Now at least one part of Obamacare is constitutional."
"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"