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Joke of the Day
"Scientists have found the number one cause of pedophilia. Sexy children."
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"snickers where r mah snickers"
"""Well ... I'll be dammed."" Bodies of water when they see beavers coming."
"There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren't invited to."
"I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I'd go to confession, I'd say ""Bless me, father, for I have sinned and you know my attorney, Mr.Cohen."""
"Don't google ""can you die from an ear infection"" at 2am"
"I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol, and I need the alcohol, because I hate my job."
"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."
"[cruising down highway in friend's car with windows down] me: [opens bag of glitter]"
"-Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered."