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Joke of the Day

"-Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered."

"Last night my wife started calling me Jeb Bush. I also pull out way to late."

"What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!"

"Waitresses/waiters of reddit... When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?"

"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."

"There must be a special discount store for plumbers... There pants are always 50% off"

"If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys"

"From what I've seen 3d printers print more than d d d."

"I blame my parents subscription to National Geographic when I was a kid for my preference for black women."

"The iPad 2 will be released on March 11th. Of course, as a celebrity, I'm already using my complimentary iPad 7. The screen touches ME!"