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Joke of the Day
"There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren't invited to."
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"""Oh my god, I've...I've never seen anything like this before. This is incredible"" - me looking at a boob"
"how many months have 28 days in them . All of them."
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"What's the best thing about a penis? Think long and hard before you answer this one."
"My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret... ...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag."
"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat an egg, but you can't beet a root!"
"Attention r/Jokes! Will the real Steven Hawking please stand up?"
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer."