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Joke of the Day
"There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren't invited to."
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"*Throws up some gang signs* *stabs self in eye with salad fork* Hubs: Next time you do the Macarena, put your fork down."
"as your casket is lowered into the cold, fresh earth, i lean down to you, my love, and whisper my final word...""unfollowed"""
"If I ever make a list of dumb things I have done my ex would be right on top."
"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."
"today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar."
"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"
"I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park... ...But sequels, uh, find a way."
"Complementing a mustache should be a good thing I don't know why she took it as an insult. Edit: *compliment. I knew something seemed weird"
"It was that time of the month. I said to the wife, 'you know, your mouth isn't bleeding...' She replied, 'yours will be if you keep up with that shit'"