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Joke of the Day

"""Well ... I'll be dammed."" Bodies of water when they see beavers coming."

"I like women like i like my pizza Crusty with lots of cheese."

"Why are atoms untrustworthy? They make up everything. Credit to /u/ipsokinetikon from an askreddit thread about what not to trust."

"Two smut writers get together... That night there was a lot of fanfriction."

"How do you get over trophobia? Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight"

"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic!"

"I wasn't going to have a cardiac transplant But then I had a change of heart"

"Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan."

"A guy doesn't go into a bar... Unaware, the bartender continues serving drinks to other people."