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Joke of the Day
"Don't google ""can you die from an ear infection"" at 2am"
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"A buddy had a lawn mower accident and died after getting the ends of his feet cut off. Doctors diagnosed him as lack-toes intolerant"
"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"
"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."
"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"
"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""
"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."
"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"
"My ""it's cold outside"" post just went viral on Facebook."
"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."