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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into a communist school... only to find that they had no classes."

"Waiter there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup the fly should be wading"

"Can't get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."

"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"

"Why don't big trains have little trains? They pull out on time."

"My friend collects scoliosis journals He has *back* issues."

"My wife always bitches about me not putting the toilet seat back down So now I just piss in the sink."

"Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare."

"The name of a cow trying to be a Knight... Sir Loin."

"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."