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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare."
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"The local news says we can tell there's been a power failure with their new app. Call me old fashioned but the lack of lights tips me off."
"In Germany things generally go from bad to Wurst."
"What's the only disease a potato can get? tuber-culosis"
"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"
"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."
"Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn."
"RIP to the Italian chef, it's nice to gnocchi pasta pizzafully."
"*watching The Revenant* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* Him: What are you doing? Me: Taking notes for when I fight a bear."
"Hot single dads in your area AREN'T WORKING 60 HOURS A WEEK FOR YOU TO AIR CONDITION THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD SHUT THE GODDAMN DOOR."