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Joke of the Day

"My wife always bitches about me not putting the toilet seat back down So now I just piss in the sink."

"10's homework question: ""Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?"" His answer: ""My mom."""

"2-year-old: The dog tastes like dirt. Me: Don't lick the dog. 2: He licked me first."

"Dove is supposedly 1/4 moisturizing cream, but this one seems like it's at least 80% bones and feathers."

"There's no 72 virgins, guess where terrorists actually go when they die? *explosion* EVERYWHERE!"

"Wanna hear a joke about Reddit? This thread has been locked by the moderators due to excessive off-topic posting. [M]"

"What does a 90 year old woman taste like? Depends."

"Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other. ""You're way too close to me"" says nuke #1. ""I'm Feynman"" says the other."

"Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America."

"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"