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Joke of the Day

"Waiter there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup the fly should be wading"

"A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both crash into each other. The crew are now marooned."

"Cannibalistically speaking Did you hear about the 12 year old orphan cannibal? He had the family for dinner"

"Lame Joke I was going to post an old joke, but then I realised that most of you had already reddit."

"What is the greatest show of trust in a person? Letting a cannibal give you a blowjob."

"I still remember the day the dentist removed my braces. My trousers fell down and he molested me."

"[telling a scary story to a group of moths] and when she opened the door..[holds flashlight to face] she- AH GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS"

"What does batman get in his drinks? Just Ice"

"Jared to plead guilty to charges. Sorry wrong sub."

"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I said ""Hell no. I don't want to have to spend my weekends bothering people at home."""