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"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"
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"""I got 15 years for leaving my wife.."" ""How'd you leave her?"" ""Dead by the side of the road..."""
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"Most hookers don't give a fuck because it's much more profitable to sell a fuck."
"It hurts? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. It doesn't hurt? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. - Doctors"
"What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs."
"Me: I hit the ejector seat and sent her through the roof by accident Cop: you're under arrest. I'm taking you to jail Me: let's take my car"
"The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with murder. They expect the trial to last 30 days"
"If you like the song ""Red Red Wine"" then U B 40."
"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."